We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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