3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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