Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Randomize
