Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Shame - the story of my life.
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