Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He felt like a one man threesome
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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