just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
i think my cat just said my name.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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