Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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