i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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