At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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