its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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