i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
did i just pee glitter
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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