You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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