is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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