I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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