Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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