Buhtt sex?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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