I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
do herpes really smell.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
