This is not my ceiling
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
