thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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