just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Randomize
