Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
you had me at cake vodka
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
