I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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