At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
The convent might be a nice break from real life
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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