He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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