Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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