can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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