where am i from again
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize