I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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