What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
