Will you blow on my dice?
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
