When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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