she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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