I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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