is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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