Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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