Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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