You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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