i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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