Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
