Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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