is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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