Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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