I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
only you would photoshop your dick
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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