Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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