is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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