So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
from now on my penis is your penis
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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