Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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