...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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