I don't usually arrange sex via text message
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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