his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Randomize
