I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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