Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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